cuubism:

my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it’s a ZILLOW LISTING . and that’s not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

inthefallofasparrow:

swedishjazz:

importantcatpics:

chillyfeetsteak:

i had a dream this morning that the newest thing was that when you changed the channel on the TV you’d get a text that said “we noticed you changed the channel! would you mind giving us a rating?” with a link and then if you turned off the TV you’d get another that said “did you mean to turn off the TV? we miss you!” and i really don’t think we’re far off from that

regicidal-defenestration:

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary’s new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I’ve quoted it like anybody else knows what I’m talking about

pussyhoundspock:

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it’s even good to be confronted with things you don’t understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it’s a surprise tool that will help you later.

animentality:

geeses:

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

animentality:

sandersstudies:

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

existentialqueer:

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

creekfiend:

preserves42:

creekfiend:

imperial jewels love being looted actually, its a vital part of their natural life cycle. you need to do it to them every so often or they will grow bored and start becoming destructive

Can people please stop spreading this rhetoric. They were pieces of art, created by skilled craftspeople, that were up until recently displayed in one of the most visited museums in the world for millions of people to see. Now they’re almost certainly going to be destroyed, broken up and sold in parts, or at best end up in the private collection of a billionaire.

I am loving the implication that “imperial jewels need to be stolen every so often because otherwise they get restless” is somehow a more prevalent and influential statement than “it is bad to steal things from museums”

saharathorn:

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

hexoskeleton:

There are just so many characters that should’ve been women.

punkitt-is-here:

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punkitt-is-here:

Gotta hand it to my ex who I dated when I was a cis guy who sent me a post on National Ex-Girlfriend day and said “Congrats, you’re my only one!” I got a good laugh out of that one

She found out I was trans accidentally a year before I was public to the folks in my hometown but she was super chill and her only real response was “wait so I have an ex-GIRLFRIEND now???? :D”